give me your best conversation stoppers
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog
when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…
he can’t hear you!
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
peekaboo for adults
did you know e.t. had a last name?