give me your best conversation stoppers

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

CSI: disneyland

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

he can’t hear you!

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

peekaboo for adults

did you know e.t. had a last name?