Elmo need a tickle?

Elmo need a tickle?

When North Korea strikes.

When North Korea strikes.

OMG PATRICK!

Bordering countries.

Bordering countries.

Potter Preschool.

Potter Preschool.

Whales are jerks.

Whales are jerks.

Baby turtles are adorable.

Baby turtles are adorable.

How my friends look without glasses.

How my friends look without glasses.

Self-defense for women.

Self-defense for women.

Happy Easter.

Patio to pool in less than two minutes.

Patio to pool in less than two minutes.

My actual mantra.

My actual mantra.

Hats change everything.

Hats change everything.

I live a very social life…

I live a very social life…

Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.

Anatomy of the filthy Hobbitses.

In an alternate universe.

In an alternate universe.