batman doesn’t stand a chance
What I think when I see something like this
And one for you… and one for you..
I am a little bit depressed lately.
When a little kid asks me something…
A strange world, indeed
How I felt after Dec. 21.
I’m too awkward to date…
He is not really wrong.
Anti knock-knock joke Siri
After I Broke Up with My Long-time Girlfriend
Happy Newton’s day!
The Tibetan Bridge in Claviere, Piedmont, Italy
You need sumfin?
Shut ya mouth
Join the conversation
Nicholas Cage filming in my town. They let us watch.
Please consider not being ridiculous.
How to make Ben Wyatt’s day.
Dolphin making squid stew tonight.
I prefer being an only child…
How has this not happened?
If scars could talk.
…let there be light.