goblet of fire

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Is this true?

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

mind blown

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.