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gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Why you shouldn’t fall asleep in college.
Why you shouldn’t fall asleep in college.
Getting a good deal on a new car.
Getting a good deal on a new car.
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
Having fun in the airport.
Having fun in the airport.
500 yards.
500 yards.
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
How I feel about No Shave November.
How I feel about No Shave November.
Drama queen.
Drama queen.
And then there was two…
And then there was two…
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Words.
Words.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.