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Cynicism is easy

Cynicism is easy
I can get behind this kind of flirting…
I can get behind this kind of flirting…
That’s an emotional sucker punch, alright…
That’s an emotional sucker punch, alright…
She’s a dancing queen [bee].
She’s a dancing queen [bee].
The great soda wars of 2020…
The great soda wars of 2020…
What a state to be alive!
What a state to be alive!
Forbidden mayonnaise…
Forbidden mayonnaise…
Now that’s what I call a wooden bathtub.
Now that’s what I call a wooden bathtub.
Here’s the thing about your investigation…
Here’s the thing about your investigation…
She could join the ninja turtles. EZPZ.
She could join the ninja turtles. EZPZ.
Got dammit, Dyl…
Got dammit, Dyl…
PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.
PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.
A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.
A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.
CTRL-z the bad in your life.
CTRL-z the bad in your life.
I… was not expecting that.
I… was not expecting that.
One simple trick to free healthcare…
One simple trick to free healthcare…