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goodnight handshakes don’t sound like the worst idea

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The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
HEYYYHEAHEYAH.
…Already in my pajamas.
…Already in my pajamas.
The American dream.
The American dream.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
NASA space shuttle Columbia.
Cool cake is cool.
Cool cake is cool.
Time for sleep.
Time for sleep.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
Best things in life:
Best things in life:
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Engrish.
Engrish.
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
He+had+a+thing+for+cankles%26%238230%3B
He had a thing for cankles…
Are+your+eggs+still+fresh%3F
Are your eggs still fresh?
I+would+watch+the+battle+of+the+birds.
I would watch the battle of the birds.
I+really+don%26%238217%3Bt+care%2C+do+you%3F
I really don’t care, do you?
Join the conversation
The+hedges+are+bears+at+the+Chelsea+Flower+Show.
The hedges are bears at the Chelsea Flower Show.
He%26%238217%3Bs+trying+his+best.
He’s trying his best.
I+could+go+for+a+few+pints%26%238230%3B
I could go for a few pints…
You%26%238217%3Bve+been+subscribed+to+Apple+facts%21
You’ve been subscribed to Apple facts!
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Twitter+for+every+thing%26%238230%3B
There’s a Twitter for every thing…
She+might+be+a+witch%26%238230%3B
She might be a witch…
Please%2C+sir%26%238230%3B+some+high+quality+H20%3F
Please, sir… some high quality H20?
Amy%2C+your+mother+is+calling%26%238230%3B
Amy, your mother is calling…