gorilla glue has nothing on this level of adhesion

God Bless Public Defenders.

Proper savage lad…

A strange kind of intimacy

And then the real fun begins…

Share some coke with your soulmate

When teacher talks about quantum physics and i remember that i watched 1 episode of Rick and Morty

I’m a classically trained basket weaver.

I appreciate the optimism

New Phone WHo Dis

What getting your life together looked like in 1998

You should have been here at 9 o’ clock

I come from a long line of everything. #muttlife

Such Latte

Browsing Mouse pads on Amazon when suddenly..

Hey gurrrl! It’s Marky Mark!