gotta have that disney villain laugh

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

gonna need to step outside for a second

i can never show my face in public again

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walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

popsicles

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

you had a good run

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

dinner and show

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals