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I’m a locksmith, basically.

I'm a locksmith, basically.
Please give us some malk, bruva.
Please give us some malk, bruva.
Tom Hanks’ Seed Bank
Tom Hanks’ Seed Bank
9/10 doctors recommend it.
9/10 doctors recommend it.
And I took that personally all day.
And I took that personally all day.
Trust but verify your trash radar.
Trust but verify your trash radar.
Don’t meep…
Don’t meep…
Do not haggle with the water melon man.
Do not haggle with the water melon man.
News you can use.
News you can use.
Best zioooom.
Best zioooom.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
It was worth it. – Cat, probably.
Some might even call it immaculate.
Some might even call it immaculate.
I am the gato now.
I am the gato now.
You fell for the classic blunder…
You fell for the classic blunder…
When sand imitates art.
When sand imitates art.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Free.+Will+deliver.
Free. Will deliver.
TRANSFORMER+TIME
TRANSFORMER TIME
Not+all+heroes+wear+capes.+Some+simply+produce+the+capes.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply produce the capes.
Oil+on+linen%2C+allegedly.
Oil on linen, allegedly.
Join the conversation
Hey+bartender+hit+me+with+a+double%26%238230%3B
Hey bartender hit me with a double…
I+could+read+a+gaggle+of+books+here.
I could read a gaggle of books here.
This+is+bipartisanly+worrisome.
This is bipartisanly worrisome.
Birds+visiting+humans+stuck+in+cages.
Birds visiting humans stuck in cages.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+you%26%238217%3Bve+done+this.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
We+should+try+this+on+covid%2C+I+mean+what+do+you+have+to+lose%26%238211%3B+I+know+I+would+want+it.+%26%238211%3B+The+Donald%2C+probably.
We should try this on covid, I mean what do you have to lose– I know I would want it. – The Donald, probably.
%2Asends+him+more+money%2A+%26%238211%3B+Somebody%26%238217%3Bs+gran%2C+probably.
*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+give+the+pigeons+enough+credit.
We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

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