Every. Single. Gotdamn. Time.
It’s the cowch or me
What part of the chicken is the ring?
Remember when I had the high ground?
Mcdonald’s motorcyles coming soon
hire them both
100 is too long to wait
Why can’t the doctor just come to me?
don’t ask for red wine
double bacon cheeseburger
he made sure mom wasn’t watching, first
i give up
he’s not wrong though
The advice still stands.
OM NOM NOM
The resemblance was uncanny.
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Me trying to present an argument to my mom
Karma has blessed them.
‘This is great for our public image!’ – Sarah Huckabee Sanders probably
Ross has no chill…
Just realizing how many giant skeletons are laying on the ocean floor from dead whales.
University of Michigan recovering a Woolly Mammoth skull in a farmers field
I could dangle here.