He knew what he was getting.

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

You can’t contain this.

OK but socially distance ya selves.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

A calculator that looks like chocolate, smells like chocolate, and comes in a wrapper, too.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

OK but what about the gig workers?

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

Meeting his baby for the first time after 14 months at sea, circa 1942’s.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Masks are tricky, apparently.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.