Not what we had in mind, but 10/10 water boy.
world war iii prep going well
trying on pants at old navy
please someone just let me in!
punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!
in the real world your dog can call you
it’s what’s under the hood that counts
where is this free dirt you speak of?
fingers crossed i get to eat this week!
just like bagel bites prophesized
she only has herself to blame
how to get kicked out of every local gym
your pleas mean nothing in this situation
Doing The Dishes
Can I join the Berry Club?
Who invented hugs?
The second coming of Christ is imminent
Join the conversation
So. Much. Bowie.
Peter Dinklage catches you up on Game of Thrones
Thank you, Scooby Doo
you’ve upset tits!
Welcome our new robot overlords!
I think my cat likes snow
Stress balls are great