The ghosts within.
algebra is like onion pie
Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul
jurassic park holiday special
but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over
he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
royale burrito with cheese
this is my emotional support steak
adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list
this is how i became the fun uncle
the more you drink, the more political you get
the power of positive affirmations
bring back the cats!
fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same
thanks for the reminder, ikea…