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gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat

goats on a wall
Have you tried switching it on and off?
Have you tried switching it on and off?
So you just lie?
So you just lie?
We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.
We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.
I knew it!
I knew it!
How college works.
How college works.
If you were born in the 90s…
If you were born in the 90s…
Pilsbury scream.
Pilsbury scream.
Why I’m wearing headphones.
Why I’m wearing headphones.
Friends are a lot like trees…
Friends are a lot like trees…
One does not simple walk into Mordor.
One does not simple walk into Mordor.
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.
I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.
Wait. What?
Wait. What?
Getting out of bed for school in the morning.
Getting out of bed for school in the morning.
Hedgehogs are jerks.
Hedgehogs are jerks.
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Curs-ed+dough+nut.
Curs-ed dough nut.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Join the conversation
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Urban+flamingo++art.
Urban flamingo art.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…