% Feeling Lucky? %

Who’s this dude in your office bulking up at 10am?

Who’s this dude in your office bulking up at 10am?
Gotta catch ’em all?
Gotta catch ’em all?
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
They had me on the first half…
They had me on the first half…
Debt is weird.
Debt is weird.
Baptize the child.
Baptize the child.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
Salem, stop this thievery.
Salem, stop this thievery.
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
Targetting people with disabilities.
Targetting people with disabilities.
Ah that’s not good…
Ah that’s not good…
Scotland has a different kind of PSA…
Scotland has a different kind of PSA…