Goldfish go flopppp.
Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?
Llama llama llobster llobster
Tactical pigeon being released from a tank with a message during World War One
It puts the lotion on its felt…
You’re not wrong, Walter…
Never trust a chicken
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…
This guy is on to something
One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul
How to open a Duff.
In an alternate universe…
Faceswap’s for breakfast.
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
Shiba butt bread, for some reason.
I will turn this car around.
Heaps of cheers, ta.
Sponsored by The Association of the Undead.
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Leave Hamish alone.
*happy seal noises*
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want.
I’ll take a bakers’ dozen, please. – Cato, probably.
Home Depot memes are so hot this year…
I travel business class like a boss.
Take us all, then.
Comin’ for that cronch.