an obituary written by a bot

an obituary written by a bot

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue