A little reverse psychology.

A little reverse psychology.

I’m a bit of a savant

I’m a bit of a savant

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

I do not like toucans.

I do not like toucans.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

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SpongeBob | ( ‘¢ ) ( ‘¢ ) | Patrick / ( ‘¢ )( ‘¢ ) \ Plankton | (‘¢) | and Mr. Krabs |’¢||’¢|

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

He has arrived. Praise him.

He has arrived. Praise him.

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

I ain’t no snitch.

I ain’t no snitch.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Neat nature facts.

Neat nature facts.

The other Holy Oil

The other Holy Oil

Bears did 9/11

My apologies

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]