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That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
When a website tries to suggest a username.
When a website tries to suggest a username.
Why I’m alone.
Why I’m alone.
Clowns.
Clowns.
Whenever I lose my phone.
Whenever I lose my phone.
Itches love scratches.
Itches love scratches.
Roses are red…
Roses are red…
Tactical kitten.
Tactical kitten.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Scumbag babies.
Scumbag babies.
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
All the singles in my area want to meet me!
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.
Can we sleep on your table?
Can we sleep on your table?
I+could+go+for+a+few+pints%26%238230%3B
I could go for a few pints…
Amy%2C+your+mother+is+calling%26%238230%3B
Amy, your mother is calling…
I+would+watch+the+battle+of+the+birds.
I would watch the battle of the birds.
And+he+loved+them%2C+every+one.
And he loved them, every one.
Join the conversation
When+art+mimics+hoarsy.
When art mimics hoarsy.
She+might+be+a+witch%26%238230%3B
She might be a witch…
Please%2C+sir%26%238230%3B+some+high+quality+H20%3F
Please, sir… some high quality H20?
U.S.+Flag+but+each+star+is+scaled+proportionally+to+their+state%26%238217%3Bs+population+and+geographic+location+%28roughly%29.
U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s population and geographic location (roughly).
Spot+on%2C+mate%21
Spot on, mate!
He%26%238217%3Bs+trying+his+best.
He’s trying his best.
Are+your+eggs+still+fresh%3F
Are your eggs still fresh?
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Twitter+for+every+thing%26%238230%3B
There’s a Twitter for every thing…