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let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
you should have just bought snacks!
you should have just bought snacks!
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
michael’s store employees use the honor system
michael’s store employees use the honor system
fine, i’ll do it myself!
fine, i’ll do it myself!
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
is there no end to their destruction?
is there no end to their destruction?
phrasing matters
phrasing matters
don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?
don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?
it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.
it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal
a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?
a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
B+I+D+E+N+YES
B I D E N YES
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
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You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Thanks+I+hate+them+all.
Thanks I hate them all.
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
Persistence+is+paramount.
Persistence is paramount.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.