patience purse

patience purse

Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response

Got a ticket from a private parking garage: this was my response

Google autocomplete: “When will [country] …?”

Google autocomplete: “When will [country] …?”

When kitties fail to attack

When kitties fail to attack

Blinged out chain chomp

Blinged out chain chomp

Come on Jeremy…

Come on Jeremy…

Spanish Dancer Sea Slug

Spanish Dancer Sea Slug

Well played Katie, well played

Well played Katie, well played

This is the best thing to happen at the Disneyland half marathon

This is the best thing to happen at the Disneyland half marathon

International meme exchange

International meme exchange

We gotta build a wall

We gotta build a wall

When kitties attack

When kitties attack

Watching the leaves fall

Watching the leaves fall

You’re hilarious

You’re hilarious

And then I took an arrow to the knee.

And then I took an arrow to the knee.

The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.

The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.