Written in a 1999 magazine
Chillin’ like a Shaolin.
The Psychology of Color.
I feel like God.
Best wingman ever.
My girlfriend is a cat.
I’m not sure what I just watched…
Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
Explore the Earth’s surface from peaks to mysterious depths.
My favorite day.
I have done nothing with my life…
The American Dream is alive and well.
Expand your vocabulary.
Cookie Monster does not care.
This is happening right now.
Jen Barkley understands U.S. Politics.
Forgot your password, did you?
The phonetic alphabet.
Check, check, bloodbath.
Join the conversation
My fortune cookie got real.
I wake up every morning terrified for my life…
The most American bumper sticker
Be Kind, Rewind
One of the guys at the gym said he was embarrassed he couldn’t lift as much as the bigger guys.
David Blaine after a trick
Be thankful to those who support you.