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When Mars Attacks.
When Mars Attacks.
Why so happy meal?
Why so happy meal?
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Confused mom is confused.
Confused mom is confused.
Cats of the world.
Cats of the world.
What? A perfect circle?!
What? A perfect circle?!
Are you bad-a enough?
Are you bad-a enough?
Say people!
Say people!
Want.
Want.
Close enough.
Close enough.
Oh look! A penny!
Oh look! A penny!
It’s okay bro.
It’s okay bro.
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
How you think you look.
How you think you look.
Challenge accepted.
Challenge accepted.
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.
It%26%238217%3Bs+as+good+as+free+real+estate%21
It’s as good as free real estate!
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Just+twin+things.
Just twin things.
Join the conversation
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+read+while+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%3F
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…