yes, and tinks has seen me
boba fett is actually pinocchio
helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day
a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast
walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later
was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?
it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald
70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock
the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of
An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930
mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
You know you’re an elder millenial if…
am i phobos the moon of mars?
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog