I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
This should be regulated.
It’s all gonna be all right, probably.
Light the fire inside ya self, Moth Boy.
You have been chosen by my inner grumpus.
Look at you perking up, bud.
November is a busy month, indeed.
One hundred percent of the time, every time.
One hundred percent of the time, every time…
Get them while their claws are retracted!
Damn bro, nice recovery.
Look for opportunities of inclusion.
Can we keep the bandana part for a while longer?
…it touches the red slipper or else it gets the hose again.
bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest
how game of thrones should have ended
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future
Join the conversation
we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl
the official outfit of middle aged dads
there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???
Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
Are you coming to beer fest?
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma