They weren’t interested in his Thanksgiving invitation…

They weren't interested in his Thanksgiving invitation...

happy lump

it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm

it’s fine, he’s fine – just don’t look at his forearm

flipping the pick up line script

flipping the pick up line script

chose witchcraft over religion

chose witchcraft over religion

dominos delivery going above and beyond

dominos delivery going above and beyond

a contributing factor for sure

a contributing factor for sure

untitled klingon goose game

untitled klingon goose game

everything expires eventually

everything expires eventually

yes, please

take no prisoners

take no prisoners

rude broccoli

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

come join me on this log

come join me on this log

flying is like living in the wild west

flying is like living in the wild west

introvert shaming

introvert shaming