These are OUR life jackets…. the state rooms were supposed to get their own…

These are OUR life jackets.... the state rooms were supposed to get their own...

I smoke for religious reasons.

I smoke for religious reasons.

Alternative ways to say “calm your tits”

Alternative ways to say “calm your tits”

Cold is relative.

Cold is relative.

Why the human race remains.

Why the human race remains.

Seinfeld really is a great show.

Seinfeld really is a great show.

How to BFF.

Smashing.

Indonesian Volcano Spews Hauntingly Beautiful Blue Lava

Indonesian Volcano Spews Hauntingly Beautiful Blue Lava

A coffee filter that shares my struggles with coffee.

A coffee filter that shares my struggles with coffee.

Geometric space art.

Geometric space art.

ERMERGERD! STER WERS!!!!!!!

ERMERGERD! STER WERS!!!!!!!

My cat hates dress up.

My cat hates dress up.

That really helps.

That really helps.

Blood lamp.

As a single guy, trying out a new recipe.

As a single guy, trying out a new recipe.