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always keep bedside water

always keep bedside water
they really hate the moon
they really hate the moon
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
he’s lived through every injury
he’s lived through every injury
chucks forever
chucks forever
try saying that five times fast!
try saying that five times fast!
700 years old and still standing
700 years old and still standing
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
life hack
life hack
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be
he was really bored during the pandemic
he was really bored during the pandemic
a good place to sit
a good place to sit
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
he finally got to have fun at his job
he finally got to have fun at his job