new jesus just dropped
Why an international men’s day?
Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.
If Marvel movies were cast in the 90’s
Apparently somebody likes to eat shoes.
Beethoven was a genius.
We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com
Got my girlfriend a new book.
Stop it with the pressure, peers…
Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.
The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth
No one calls her until they need something
Traffic banana for scale.