having a gouda time

not the best first impression

not the best first impression

she woke up and chose violence

she woke up and chose violence

… because it may be the truth

… because it may be the truth

he almost got away

he almost got away

you gotta click the bait!

you gotta click the bait!

whoa

I hope she sees this

I hope she sees this

thomas goes off the rails

thomas goes off the rails

sounds fancy, just means bear in multiple ways

sounds fancy, just means bear in multiple ways

i would have made the same mistake, tbh

i would have made the same mistake, tbh

yep. this is true

yep. this is true

patience is a virtue

patience is a virtue

how do writers still make this mistake?

how do writers still make this mistake?

for all your computing on the ocean needs

for all your computing on the ocean needs

real life office spin-off

real life office spin-off