he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

When you’re being a dick but get a really honest answer back.

Hanging with the neighbor kids finally payed off

Let’s calm down now

A dignified librarian.

Godspeed

Two years ago, Kim Davis denied David Ermold a marriage license because he was gay. Today, she had to watch as he signed up to run against her.

King Tut’s Blade which was made from Meteorite

Have you ever seen a deer sneeze?

Words.

Show me what you Gogh’t

Making Bank

Evaluating men when you’re 28 or older.

Someone really likes Kit Kats…

I would suffer brain damage for $280,000,000.

Win win situation