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he quack. he attack

When life mimics art.
When life mimics art.
German engineering at it’s best.
German engineering at it’s best.
Be the neighbor…
Be the neighbor…
Noodling the law.
Noodling the law.
You are known.
You are known.
He’s seen some things…
He’s seen some things…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.
also wife: pls bbq 200 hot dogs that no one will eat.
Can I be the banker?
Can I be the banker?
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
A joyous followup.
A joyous followup.
Burn them all.
Burn them all.
This is a policy I can get behind…
This is a policy I can get behind…
What is this even.
What is this even.
blame+the+zookeepers%2C+don%26%238217%3Bt++punish+the+parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
the+didn%26%238217%3Bt+think+this+one+through
the didn’t think this one through
but+do+they+pay+their+female+employees+less+than+the+male+ones%3F
but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?
he+refused+to+quit
he refused to quit
Join the conversation
this+can+only+end+in+hilarity
this can only end in hilarity
i+appreciate+the+attention
i appreciate the attention
they+face+the+sun+for+a+reason
they face the sun for a reason
the+ducks+knew+exactly+what+they+were+doing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
and+then+there%26%238217%3Bs+jeff+bezos%26%238230%3B
and then there’s jeff bezos…
this+is+how+i+got+banned+from+Jurassic+park+for+life
this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life
stretchy+pants+summer
stretchy pants summer
and+then+you+finally+know+what+%26%238216%3Bthat%26%238217%3B+is
and then you finally know what ‘that’ is