You have been chosen by my inner grumpus.

You have been chosen by my inner grumpus.

jurassic park holiday special

jurassic park holiday special

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

this guy gets it

this guy gets it

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

the more you drink, the more political you get

the more you drink, the more political you get

may the comedic force be with you

may the comedic force be with you

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list

this is how i became the fun uncle

this is how i became the fun uncle

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?