it’s impossible to eat just one

Science has gone too far.

Being Catholic.

Should have checked himself…poor guy

Heard you failed English…

Imagine planning a party

The average person.

I wish it was this easy to get time off work

They say the universe is continually expanding…

Vote Odin

Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…

Dad, I’m not feeling sleepy yet.

Looking up from under a microscope

With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages

I miss the Rugrats

Every time a girl says hi to me.