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heater is my coworker

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
heeded
heeded
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
fashion over function
fashion over function
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
giddy up!
giddy up!
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
mine
mine
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
Insects+x+Women.
Insects x Women.
This+is+why+the+chicken+crossed+the+road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Well+that+looked+fun.
Well that looked fun.
It+simply+does+not+matter.
It simply does not matter.
Join the conversation
Seems+a+little+ironic.
Seems a little ironic.
Resistance+is+futile.
Resistance is futile.
Meanwhile+on+Google+Maps.
Meanwhile on Google Maps.
Why+don%26%238217%3Bt+we+go+around+the+room+and+introduce+ourselves.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Jiggle%21+Jiggle%21
Jiggle! Jiggle!
The+morning+is+so+beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
Forever+alone%3F
Forever alone?
Patience.
Patience.