here for a good time

Tonight, we fight.

Tonight, we fight.

Lobster fights are an acceptable first date, allegedly.

Lobster fights are an acceptable first date, allegedly.

Pom Pom!

One of them is not a crook.

One of them is not a crook.

Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow would like to speak to your manager, circa 1995.

Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow would like to speak to your manager, circa 1995.

Duelling with Mark Twain

Duelling with Mark Twain

Fauci do that.

Put down the * insert fake news media here* and slowly back away…

Put down the * insert fake news media here* and slowly back away…

Vv cool, everyone.

Vv cool, everyone.

Get ya’ nails did, darling.

Get ya’ nails did, darling.

It really is exactly like that…

It really is exactly like that…

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

Jinichi Kawakami, Japan’s last ninja, showing his tools of the trade.

A rat being given anaesthesia. Good night, sweet rodent.

A rat being given anaesthesia. Good night, sweet rodent.

T R A N S F O R M A T I O N

T R A N S F O R M A T I O N

The one true king of Thailand.

The one true king of Thailand.