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he’s bearly paying attention…

What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
A man and his bears.
A man and his bears.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
So hipster.
So hipster.
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
Words.
Words.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
Words.
Words.
Stand+back%21
Stand back!
What+did+I+tell+you%3F%21
What did I tell you?!
Statistics+on+death.
Statistics on death.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+drink+my+own+piss%26%238230%3B
I don’t always drink my own piss…
Join the conversation
Not+sure+if+hot+chick+is+hitting+on+me%26%238230%3B
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me…
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
What+do+you+think+when+passing+a+policeman+on+a+street%3F
What do you think when passing a policeman on a street?
Girl+vs.+camel+race.
Girl vs. camel race.
Kids+are+freaks.
Kids are freaks.
Lucky+rabbit%26%238217%3Bs+foot.
Lucky rabbit’s foot.
Gravity+in+bed%2C+under+blanket.
Gravity in bed, under blanket.
Patience.
Patience.