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he’s texting you in between video game rounds

tweet about texting
i’m open to suggestions
i’m open to suggestions
all we are is dust on the shelf
all we are is dust on the shelf
happy bat
happy bat
always be prepared
always be prepared
mystery flavor
mystery flavor
maybe next time
maybe next time
all the boxes of dogs!
all the boxes of dogs!
trust the science
trust the science
some things are just impossible
some things are just impossible
been waiting all my life for this
been waiting all my life for this
actual still image of me doing a push up
actual still image of me doing a push up
and now the song is stuck in my head
and now the song is stuck in my head
what the point of this study?
what the point of this study?
there is nothing to look forward to
there is nothing to look forward to
moo, man
moo, man
gator+melted+like+ice+cream
gator melted like ice cream
What+is+a+%26%238220%3Bdisappointed+vampire+noise%2C%26%238221%3B+exactly%3F
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
Hoo-rah%21
Hoo-rah!
the+biggest+little+pupper+in+the+park
the biggest little pupper in the park
Join the conversation
when+TV+listing+go+rogue
when TV listing go rogue
Clickity+click%2C+clickity+click
Clickity click, clickity click
Nope.+I%26%238217%3Bm+moo-ving+out
Nope. I’m moo-ving out
this+is+why+i+love+bread+so+much
this is why i love bread so much
please+send+help
please send help
Doggo+1%2C+young+child+0
Doggo 1, young child 0
because+i%26%238217%3Bm+a+normal+person
because i’m a normal person
Take+a+leap+of+faith
Take a leap of faith