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We trusted barbers an ominous amount…

We trusted barbers an ominous amount...
PSA: Drink more water this week than you did last week.
PSA: Drink more water this week than you did last week.
We shall go on an adventure.
We shall go on an adventure.
‘Randomly generated’
‘Randomly generated’
Good or bad, Santa is coming for you.
Good or bad, Santa is coming for you.
Artist Rudolf Kohn, transformed a mangled car into an emoji as an anti texting and driving PSA.
Artist Rudolf Kohn, transformed a mangled car into an emoji as an anti texting and driving PSA.
What’s happening to me?
What’s happening to me?
[FE]eling the heat on this one.
[FE]eling the heat on this one.
Remember your bones.
Remember your bones.
Get Nic’d
Get Nic’d
Of course he lied… he’s a politician.
Of course he lied… he’s a politician.
Maybe we could share a chocolate cake…
Maybe we could share a chocolate cake…
Prehistoric protein.
Prehistoric protein.
Terry Crews approves of this message.
Terry Crews approves of this message.
The signature of every British monarch since 1377
The signature of every British monarch since 1377
This is the news I’ve been waiting for…
This is the news I’ve been waiting for…
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
I+wonder+how+much+their+textbooks+are.
I wonder how much their textbooks are.
Never+go+full+jerk.
Never go full jerk.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Join the conversation
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.
He%26%238217%3Bs+the+king+of+the+world.
He’s the king of the world.
Listen+lowercase+mike%2C+you+seem+like+a+nice+guy+and+all%26%238230%3B
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.