hispanic dad joke

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

and now so do i

and now so do i

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

thanks mint, i needed to hear that today

this joke is horseshit

this joke is horseshit

you know the move

you know the move

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

miracle dog

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display