I said neigh

Knock knock…

Think for a moment

There are two kinds of people in this world

If at first you don’t succeed.

Everyone needs a banana holder

ALL the rivers in the United States

The only prominent American who has ever been punished for lying about the Iraq war

Something’s missing…

This is a thing

Not everything you read on a snapple cap is true.

I believe in change

Found Mitt Romney ball on the course. It’s nice, but it keeps curving to the right.

Superman is dumb

I support cloning.

This could be us