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hobbit love

You rang?
You rang?
Don’t touch my bacon and beer.
Don’t touch my bacon and beer.
Why I’m single
Why I’m single
LIFE according to The Simpsons.
LIFE according to The Simpsons.
Damn yoga, you scary.
Damn yoga, you scary.
Two skyscrapers connected by a pool bridge
Two skyscrapers connected by a pool bridge
Did I won?
Did I won?
Slow down!
Slow down!
’cause we’re the best of friends
’cause we’re the best of friends
Just realized…
Just realized…
3rd Party Awareness
3rd Party Awareness
Fläm, Norway
Fläm, Norway
Such angry elves
Such angry elves
What’s the deal with belly buttons, anyway?
What’s the deal with belly buttons, anyway?
Words.
Words.
Fred%21+I+can+see+the+ball%21
Fred! I can see the ball!
Golden+retriever+for+sale.
Golden retriever for sale.
Trading+old+for+new+in+Africa.
Trading old for new in Africa.
My+schedule+now+that+I+have+a+full+time+job.
My schedule now that I have a full time job.
Join the conversation
Don%26%238217%3Bt+mess+with+the+weird+kids%26%238230%3B
Don’t mess with the weird kids…
Out+of+all+the+lies+I%26%238217%3Bve+told%26%238230%3B
Out of all the lies I’ve told…
This+clock+would+drive+me+insane%26%238230%3B
This clock would drive me insane…
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+virgin+by+choice.
I’m a virgin by choice.
Our+cows+are+vegan%21
Our cows are vegan!
The+majestic+unicorn+cake.
The majestic unicorn cake.
A+little+Mitch+Hedberg.
A little Mitch Hedberg.
What+could+possibly+go+wrong%3F
What could possibly go wrong?