Feeling Lucky?

holy moly!

giddy up!
giddy up!
heeded
heeded
delete that right now!
delete that right now!
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
no regrets
no regrets
we were trained to be complete wrecks
we were trained to be complete wrecks
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
labor crisis solved
labor crisis solved
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
this doesn’t feel very safe
this doesn’t feel very safe
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
this is brilliant
this is brilliant
omg so often
omg so often
the smoke monster always finds me
the smoke monster always finds me
Despicable+treats.
Despicable treats.
How+to+reverse+engineer+paper+towels.
How to reverse engineer paper towels.
Take+that%2C+school.
Take that, school.
A+stickman+running+through+an+obstacle+course.
A stickman running through an obstacle course.
Join the conversation
Our+fish+died%26%238230%3B
Our fish died…
That%26%238217%3Bs+punny.
That’s punny.
Being+in+a+relationship+with+an+engineer%26%238230%3B
Being in a relationship with an engineer…
Very+Accurate%26%238230%3B
Very Accurate…
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+party+platter%26%238230%3B
That’s a party platter…
Thanks+Disney%26%238230%3B+right+in+my+feels.
Thanks Disney… right in my feels.
Coming+from+a+small+town.
Coming from a small town.
The+Darth+Fader.
The Darth Fader.