holy moth

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

all is not well in waffleville

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

beefy

robot vacuum issues

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

let’s break bread together

keep laughing see what happens

you’ve got time

dolphinsarecool!3

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat