As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…
is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes
oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong
all is not well in waffleville
the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west
robot vacuum issues
anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning
it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold
he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed
let’s break bread together
keep laughing see what happens
you’ve got time
you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat
Coincidence? End the horror.
Instructions unclear, sewer lid in eye.
NASA photo of a solar filament. Earth for scale.
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I don’t know why.
End of the school year.
Worst babysitter ever.
Understanding human behavior.
Several rooms in my house I do not go in.
Are you crying?