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There’s a shark behind you, probably.

There's a shark behind you, probably.
*TOOT TOOT*
*TOOT TOOT*
You can never escape the crustaceans.
You can never escape the crustaceans.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
JNCO jeans and fanny pack, brother. Circa ’97.
Words.
Words.
Goats have zero respect for cows.
Goats have zero respect for cows.
What a Dick move…
What a Dick move…
*projectile vomits*
*projectile vomits*
As you can see, I am quite damp.
As you can see, I am quite damp.
Spiders are victims of gender stereotypes, also.
Spiders are victims of gender stereotypes, also.
We got it all wrong!
We got it all wrong!
Love is love, and all that jazz.
Love is love, and all that jazz.
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Felt crabby, might provoke PETA later…
Rage In Patience.
Rage In Patience.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
Love, uhhh, finds a way.
The Salamander Science we’ve all been waiting for.
The Salamander Science we’ve all been waiting for.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
Join the conversation
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
The+true+power+of+social+media.
The true power of social media.
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.