and he was sentenced thusly

I’ll just be here if you need me

Ron Swanson sums up what it means to be a real man

Engineers are smart.

BBC News roughing ’em up.

Chris Pratt signed this autograph as Corey Haim.

omg tho.

Welcome to Alabama.

Pillars of Clay Leftover from the last Ice Age that remain uneroded due to the rocks sitting on top. Eventually the clay loses strength, sending the rock tumbling down the mountain.

Lizard is life.

You’re hire, and you can work here as long as you want.

Octopussy

Behold, the pink pelican.

Gotta read them all.

Jond, Bames Jond

Grandma sends the weirdest texts…