Do you even know who I am?
You think I’m a cat, don’t you?
Air conditioned luxury lawnmower of the 1950’s – and other such relics.
White girl wasted.
Drunk dial your legislator!
Oh Dave Chappelle
Taking May 4th To The Next Level
Hover plant made with a steel beer can, cigar box, and a magnet
Follow the money
My observation as a college instructor this time of year.
At least cats are consistent.
Kiss-cam gone wild.
Teaching a stranger how to tie a tie on the subway
Downfall of having a roommate.
I’ll just put myself to sleep…
Join the conversation
Don’t learn this the hard way.
Whenever you feel sad…
The only real disability in life.
Talking to my dad about anything science.
Being confident with your body.
Having a bad day at work.
Best card ever.
Dogs with eyebrows.