And I rode through the desert on a Centaur in Disguise…

Trickle down hygiene

Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…

As you can clearly see, this cat is very angry.

Spicy Pocky

It puts the lotion on its felt…

Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?

Stick it to the oldies.

Llama llama llobster llobster

Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.

Exercise for the older folks.

In an alternate universe…

How to open a Duff.

Tactical pigeon being released from a tank with a message during World War One

See you later you peasants.

Appropriate shirt