hot sauce hot takes

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Is this true?

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

justice served

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.